Little Johnny's mom had sent him to the store for a loaf of bread. As he was walking back home, the bread in one hand and his other hand in his pocket, he encountered his preacher.
"Hello, Johnny." said the preacher. "I see you have the staff of life in one hand...what do you have in the other?"
Go Johnny Go! LMAO I wonder if those clipart artists draw some of these things on purpose like that! I can sort of picture it happening, you have some guy just drawn his hundredth one of the day and wants to have a laugh and decides to omit a hand around the correct ball.. :)
oh, I forgot to give an answer. I was gonna say 2 but upon further inspection I am going with ZERO. Why? Because the smiley person on the left looks remarkably like Ellen DeGeneres.
That reminds me of a joke.
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Little Johnny's mom had sent him to the store for a loaf of bread. As he was walking back home, the bread in one hand and his other hand in his pocket, he encountered his preacher.
"Hello, Johnny." said the preacher. "I see you have the staff of life in one hand...what do you have in the other?"
"A loaf of bread." replied Johnny.
Go Johnny Go!
ReplyDeleteLMAO I wonder if those clipart artists draw some of these things on purpose like that! I can sort of picture it happening, you have some guy just drawn his hundredth one of the day and wants to have a laugh and decides to omit a hand around the correct ball.. :)
I'm with G on that one. I think there have to be some very frustrated artists out there who would love to get that by their editors.
ReplyDeleteoh, I forgot to give an answer. I was gonna say 2 but upon further inspection I am going with ZERO.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
Because the smiley person on the left looks remarkably like Ellen DeGeneres.
Barb, You're right, he/she does look like ellen! LOL
ReplyDeleteYeah, I see the likeness, too.
ReplyDeleteI used to have the biggest crush on Ellen, thought she was so cute.
I've a track record of being attracted to lesbians, though.
And there I go, stereotyping clipart.
ReplyDeleteI just assumed it was a guy.
Maybe it's a gay guy and since she's got such a competive, sports-minded nature, she's tryin' to convert him.