From the email (recent) archives:
1. Search for a second or third job to help pay your higher taxes;
2. Stage a Ronald Reagan Film Festival in your community;
3. Attend a women's professional basketball game;
4. Search your kitchen for recalled food products;
5. Play Halo 3 and/or Wii with your teenager(s);
6. Ignore all news media sources for 24 hours;
7. Shovel snow off your driveway;
8. Schedule a colonoscopy;
9. File your tax return; and
10. Stay in bed.
And when you are done shoveling your driveway you can come shovel my roof, ok? It really needs it
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