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June 24, 2008

Road to the Horizon

The McLaughlin Road, to be precise, south of Miami, Texas, north of Laketon in Gray County.



While my pal was cleaning water gaps, I was taking bad photos.

Here's (a GoogleEarth screenshot) where I was standing when I took the above pic:



The recent rains had washed out the culvert and several others in the vicinity.

When we drove back by on our way home, we startled a doe watering at the "pond". I wasn't quick enough on the trigger to get a photograph of the deer.

What's Shakin' ?




You Are a Chocolate Shake



You are a total hedonist. You are drawn to pleasure.

You are an expressive, over the top person. You're naturally dramatic.

You're the type of person who always chooses quality over quantity.

Life's too short to not have optimal experiences. You're proud of being picky.

Burnin' the Bricks Part X

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:




This was one of my favorites.

June 22, 2008

Burnin' the Bricks Part VIII

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:



June 21, 2008

Everybody Wants You - Billy Squier



Some of the greatest lyrics in rock 'n roll.

Nights of confusion and impossible dreams
Days at the mirror, patchin' up around the seams
You got your glory, you paid for it all
You take your pension in loneliness and alcohol


What a burn on someone, huh?

Always wondered if this was directed at anyone specifically.

A Little Bull



"A Little Bull" probably should've been the title of this blog, huh?

One of the heirs-in-waiting to the herd.

South of Miami, Texas.

Sweet Little Calf



Poor cattle; the mosquitoes were thick due to the recent heavy rains and no amount of tail swishing, ear-flicking and skin-rippling was going to keep them off for long.

Wasn't a lot on this little guy and while they landed on me, they didn't bite.

I guess the both of us were just too sweet for the skeeters.

South of Miami, Texas.

Gray Co. Sunset



South of Miami, Texas

Burnin' the Bricks Part VII

'Vette Row. As you can see, several had already left by the time we got there.

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:




June 20, 2008

Perfect Pizza Preferences




What Your Pizza Reveals



Your appetite is pretty average. You don't go overboard - but you don't deprive yourself either.

You are a very picky pizza eater. Not any pizza will do. You fit in best in the Northeast part of the US.

You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods.

You are generous, outgoing, and considerate with your choices.

You are cultured and intellectual. You should consider traveling to Vienna.

The stereotype that best fits you is redneck. Your friends secretly agree.

June 19, 2008

Burnin' the Bricks Part VII

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:




June 18, 2008

Yeah, right.

The last time I checked, I thought it might've been "Junior High".

The end is near, folks.

blog readability test

TV Reviews

Why would a real genius want to read something by a non-genius. (me)

That's like asking Tiger Woods if he wants to play golf with you.

I thought this thing really was genuine until this last one.

I need to start a "Doofus" label, but it would index way too many posts.

The Duck & the Doofus

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:



A cool hood ornament and the reflection of a very bad photographer.

One Good Thing About Alcohol



After he has a couple more martinis, he won't be afraid to turn around.

I never cared much for the taste of alcohol, but always enjoyed the way it made me extremely clever and oh-so-much better looking.

Say Hello to Bubba

Originally posted: June 13, 2008

Potter County sheriff convicted in public corruption case

(I'm not going to copy and paste the entire AP news story. I don't want to have to room with Shumate)

Mike Shumate, Potter Co. sheriff, has been convicted of taking bribes in regards to a food service contract for the county jail.

Shumate first gained attention as the man in the Amarillo Crimestoppers TV ads, urging people to call in and report any information they have on crimes. Each segment aired during the ten o'clock news and reported on a recent crime, almost always ending with a shot of a jail door slamming shut and the warning by Shumate that "Bubba was waiting for you.", "Bubba" being a generic term for some badass inmate who would be the wrongdoer's roomie in prison.

Not that I was doing anything to be sent to prison over, but it always made ME want to keep my nose clean and stay outta jail.

It would be bad enough to have to go to prison, but how bad is it for former law enforcement people convicted of felonies and sentenced? *shudder*

Story and video on KVII.com




UPDATE

Former Sheriff Mike Shumate Sentenced

The numbers:

180 days in Jail / 8 years of probation & community service / Five thousand dollar fine

June 17, 2008

Burnin' the Bricks Part VI

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:




Decisions, Decisions




I think I'll just flip back 'n forth.

Tainted Love - Soft Cell

June 16, 2008

Burnin' the Bricks Part V

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:





A Rattlesnake Hunt

No, not hunting FOR rattlers, but a rattlesnake hunting. Successfully.

Sucks to be a mouse.





Edit: Sorry, but it looks like the video has been taken down. It's been so long since I posted it, I forgot the name of it and a quick look around the website where it came from - http://www.thenewsroom.com/ - doesn't show seem to exist as it did when I nabbed the vid. Again, sorry 'bout that.

I'd Forever Favor Footie

If the matches were always between topless women.

Streaking to victory in topless match

(sorry, no photos)

My Bachelor Pad to the Test

A house with no spouse. (sigh)




What the House Test Says About You



You are happy with who you are, and you don't have an inflated sense of self importance. You do your own thing quietly. You don't take up a lot of space.

You can't stand community oriented people and annoying "buy local" campaigns. You prefer to live the best life possible, and that doesn't really involve many other people.

You are a calm, contemplative, and smart person. You take ideas very seriously.

You look good in a low maintenance sort of way. You do the minimum required to be attractive.

You are moved by the most simple of things. You can find pleasure from a small, perfect moment.

That's Me!

From the Word of the Day feed in the right-hand column:

dilatory \DIL-uh-tor-ee\, adjective:1. Tending to put off what ought to be done at once; given to procrastination.2. Marked by procrastination or delay; intended to cause delay; -- said of actions or measures.

Dilatory is from Latin dilatorius, from dilator, "a dilatory person, a loiterer," from dilatus, past participle of differre, "to delay, to put off," from dis-, "apart, in different directions" + ferre, "to carry."

And to think I almost waited until tomorrow to put this in.

I've Got Such a Stupid Face

That's what a bunch of recent emails have told me, anyway. They all call me by name, so I was afraid the truth had gone out just how stupid I really look.

I've been getting them via my mikeintexas Gmail acct.; spoofed headers, etc. but they all say the same thing and link to an .exe file.

Doing some research about it, I've found out I'm not the only one who has a stupid face. (Whew!) Misery (and stupid) loves company.

From the website:

If “video.exe” is downloaded and executed, it will install the Srizbi bot, and effectively turn the computer into a spam machine capable of sending up to 25,000 spam messages per hour.

I'd hate that; my Gmail acct. receives something like 25,000 spam messages per hour and I don't think I would want to send that many.

Actually, I don't think my face is stupid; I mean, it looks like it's done wore out three or four bodies, but....

No, what's stupid was me not obsfucating my email address in this blog.

DOH!

Bionic Assessment Test


See What You're Made Of - Visit The Official Site

Skip the intro. if you like.

I really sucked at this; there's a typing sort of test, but mine wouldn't work, so I got a zero for that portion.

I'm 100% flesh & blood, except for my head...that's made of wood.

June 15, 2008

Picassa problems, practically picayune

Looks as though Picassa is having problems again. I've not been able to upload any photos today.

Most of my posts for the last several days, esp. the car show pics, are from the post-dating feature Blogger has provided us. That's a really nifty feature of these things.




August 18, 2007

It happened only once, and was most likely due to me deleting some unused photos out of this blog's album.



At least someone has a sense of humor, huh?

Burnin' the Bricks Part IV

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:






Yenko Wildfire

Burnin' the Bricks Part III

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:




She Bop - Cyndi Lauper

Blood Types & Personality

While looking at a post in an MSN Group about donating blood, I saw a post about a Japanese theory that claims one's blood type influences their personality.

From Wiki:

Japanese Blood Type Personality Chart

Type A
Best Traits: Earnest, creative, sensible, calm.
Worst Traits: Fastidious, overearnest.

Type B
Best Traits: Wild, a doer, cheerful.
Worst Traits: Selfish, irresponsible, arrogant.

Type AB
Best Traits: Cool, controlled, rational.
Worst Traits: Critical, indecisive.

Type O
Best Traits: Agreeable, sociable, an optimist.
Worst Traits: Vain, careless, ruthless.



Since I'm AB+, I'm pretty sure there's nothing to this by my own "best traits". I'd like to think I am cool and controlled, but rational???

Since you've read this far, why don't you tell us what YOUR blood type is in the poll in the right-hand column?

You can chime in on this post, or in the "What's Your Blood, Bud?" thread.

Sleeping in on a Sunday Morning



If *someone* would get that damn camera outta my face, that is.

June 14, 2008

Burnin' the Bricks (Video)

An entry in the burn-off contest:


Burnin the bricks 2008 in Pampa, tx

Burnin' the Bricks Part II

From the June 14, 2008 "Burnin' the Bricks" car show in Pampa:



Burnin' the Bricks

From the annual "Burnin' the Bricks" car show today in Pampa:




Stay tuned, I've got loads more!

Chinese Caption Clipart Contest



On second thought, there's really no need, is there?

Lawyers in Love - Jackson Browne

Veronica

Veronica wiping Jesus' face.
The sixth station at the Groom Cross.


Read about Saint Veronica at Wiki

June 13, 2008

Help Feed the Hungry

Play a neat word game at Free Rice and for every word you get correct, they will donate rice to help feed the hungry.




Thanks to Barb for sending me this link! (((hugs)))