The cat doesn't look too pleased.
December 22, 2014
December 21, 2014
Showdown - ELO
Since today is the Winter Solstice, I've been seeing all sorts of posts and articles about it. One I just read said "Today will be the shortest day of the year and tonight is the longest night." and I was blasted with a memory of this ELO song which has that line in it. I also remember when the song came out...but that was a LONG time ago, so I don't really want to think about that right now. It's not easy knowing I'm in the winter of my life and all the days from here on will be shorter and all the nights longer. -sigh-
December 20, 2014
Department Store Santa
From the 
archives:
archives:Ten Things A Department Store Santa Doesn't Want To Hear:
10. "Remember me? I'm the kid with the weak bladder"
9. "You smell like supermarket gin"
8. "The real miracle on 34th Street would be if they accepted my mom's MasterCard"
7. "I want a 2004 Pontiac Aztec"
6. "Oh, by the way, if I don't get an X-Box, I'm gonna hunt you down, old man"
5. "I'm Jewish"
4. "I love you Kenny Rogers"
3. "Frankly I'm just here to humor my parents"
2. "While I'm talking to you, my mom is shoplifting blouses"
1. "Mom says you're my real daddy"
Mega-Sick
I stayed up last night to see the winning numbers in the Mega Millions lottery; I didn't even get a single number, but at least the jackpot rolled over and will be $142 million next Tuesday night. (which will be Christmas Eve, so maybe I'll get a fantastic present for the holiday!)
What I did notice was someone hit 5 numbers but didn't get the bonus ball. That paid a cool million, but I also noticed they didn't opt for the Megaplier which, with the multiplier of X3 would have paid 3 million bucks.
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Can you imagine how conflicted they must feel after seeing their numbers come up? On one hand, they won a million dollars, but on the other, since they didn't shell out another buck for the Megaplier, they left two million on the table.
I dunno 'bout them, but I would probably most likely puke when I realized how much money I had lost by not spending two dollars instead of one. That's why I always play the Megaplier on the Mega Millions, the Powerplay on Powerball and Extra on the Texas Lotto. I don't always play the lotteries, but just last week I won $12 instead of $4 because I had spent the extra buck and in the past I've won other larger amounts because of it. No, I haven't even broke even on playing, but I'm not going to regret ever not playing the option of multiplying a lower-tier prize.
What I did notice was someone hit 5 numbers but didn't get the bonus ball. That paid a cool million, but I also noticed they didn't opt for the Megaplier which, with the multiplier of X3 would have paid 3 million bucks.
(click for larger view)
Can you imagine how conflicted they must feel after seeing their numbers come up? On one hand, they won a million dollars, but on the other, since they didn't shell out another buck for the Megaplier, they left two million on the table.
I dunno 'bout them, but I would probably most likely puke when I realized how much money I had lost by not spending two dollars instead of one. That's why I always play the Megaplier on the Mega Millions, the Powerplay on Powerball and Extra on the Texas Lotto. I don't always play the lotteries, but just last week I won $12 instead of $4 because I had spent the extra buck and in the past I've won other larger amounts because of it. No, I haven't even broke even on playing, but I'm not going to regret ever not playing the option of multiplying a lower-tier prize.
Picasso's Full Name
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
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