Passion purpura - the medical term for a hickey.
Ever played that "either/or" game when you were a kid? "Would you rather be blind or crippled?" or things like that. I remember this one:
"Which is worse? Going to kiss your grandma and she slips you the tongue...or a hickey on a hemorrhoid?"
"Which is worse? Going to kiss your grandma and she slips you the tongue...or a hickey on a hemorrhoid?"
I'm not even gonna try and respond to that one. But while I'm here--which one would you pick??
ReplyDeleteI think kissing grandma would be better.
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