This would look a whole lot like me if I had mascara and lipstick on.
And bracelets and earrings.
And a shirt with fringe.
I'd look like an old, flaming Davy Crockett, I expect.
October 23, 2008
Bald
October 22, 2008
Michael Yon Widget
A fantastic source of war news. His website is well-worth the time spent reading and the photos are both stirring and stunning. Yon is a most respected war journalist/blogger.
I also have the RSS feed on my ISP home page.
Drunk as a Skunk
I really like this one; would be cool to print out and frame if I had a basement rec. room. I'd call it "Stinky Leroy's Bar & Grill".
I've always thought I'd like to own a bar, but I know it'd only be fun for a little while, kinda like being married to a nymphomaniac.
October 21, 2008
Mental Health
From the email archives:
In 2009 the government will start killing all the crazy people.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run little friend, run!
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and
your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell You which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, HANG UP!
It doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep
or before the beep or after the beep.
BUT PLEASE WAIT FOR THE BEEP.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, PLEASE HANG UP.
OUR OPERATORS ARE TOO BUSY TO TALK WITH YOU.
If you are MENOPAUSAL, PUT THE GUN DOWN,
HANG UP, TURN ON THE FAN, LIE DOWN AND CRY.
YOU WON'T BE CRAZY FOREVER.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.
You'll just mess it up.
This coming week is NATIONAL MENTAL HEALTH CARE week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least
one unstable person to show you care.
(Well, my job is done. Your turn!!)
A Raccoon Buffoon
You Are a Raccoon |
 You are very curious. Your curiosity has led you to learn a lot about the world... including some things you rather not know. You are also very sneaky. You can blend in when you need to, and no one really knows what you are up to. At times, you can be morally dubious. You're willing to do a lot to get ahead, even if it means stepping on other people's toes. You are generally passive and tend to work behind the scenes. But if someone challenges you, you get downright nasty! |
At least I still have my baculum
It's on my keychain.
October 20, 2008
Blimps For Everyone!
Ron Paul supporters had this blimp.
That's ok, though: the Democrats still have Michael Moore and the Republicans still have Rush Limbaugh.
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