Uncle Jay Explains (5-11)

I Hope Not

I prefer having a low profile. The first things that come to mind when I hear "center of attention" is a drunk at a party, dancing on a table with a lampshade on his head; a young, obnoxious girl laughing loudly, glancing around to make sure all eyes are on her and a dude in a hostage situation with a hundred and forty seven guns pointed at him.

I'll hang on the periphery, thanks all the same.

Awake

Or, in Russian:

Проснись

Neat website with strange photos, graphics and music.

Kind of Weird

I love space news, so I clicked on this link:

Last Hubble telescope repair involves genius of two South Bay women

I noticed there was a comments section and while I don't always love people's comments in forums, I'm alternately amazed and repulsed by some of them.



I'm the only one in this house, so I wonder why I looked over my shoulder to make sure no woman was watching me read this. I guess I felt guilty for laughing. (didn't agree with the comment, mind you, I just laughed)

I'm thinkin' this guy doesn't get many dates. I'll probably never get another because I laughed.

Crocodile Girl

Russian animal trainers raise their girl alongside two crocodiles.



More information at the LiveLeak site: click on vid to read.

EDIT: Y'know, the more I've looked at this vid, the more I am skeptical. I don't think either of the animals move and they both have the exact same posture, and look identical.

I'm thinkin' they're rubber. Even if they ARE real, it looks to me as though their mouths are shut with some sort of tape.

Strange Question #4

Luke had it before. Paul had it behind. Ladies have it at the beginning, but only once. Abraham Lincoln had it twice. Boys cannot have it at all. Doctor Lowell had it before and behind. He actually had it twice as bad behind as he had it in front. What is it?