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onus

onus \OH-nuhs\ , noun;
1. A burden; an obligation; a disagreeable necessity.
2. a: A stigma. b: Blame.
3. The burden of proof.

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I've been an onus before; I've even had the onus put upon me. It's an unbearable burden, lemme tell ya, so I've decided to become just the opposite, an "offus".

Or maybe that's just "doofus."

Scoreboard!

nebbish

nebbish \NEB-ish\ , noun;
1. A weak-willed, timid, or ineffectual person.

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I've been the definition of "nebbish", I suppose, but usually not all three at the same time.

Come And Get It - Badfinger

Art Gallery Nudes

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."

From Joke of the Day