malapert

malapert \MAL-uh-purt\ , adjective;
1. Unbecomingly bold or saucy.
noun:
1. A malapert person.

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"Unbecomingly bold or saucy"? I dunno, I kinda like saucy gals and especially bold ones.

Or gals that can make sauce.

Face it, I just like women.

You Are Not the Father Dance

I'd probably be dancin', too.

Ham Dogger

From the site:

Ham Dogger

Make a hamburger with a “hot dog” twist—even stuff it!
The hit of the BBQ! With Ham Dogger, it’s easy to shape a hamburger like a hot dog. Even use with veggies or ground turkey to create family-favorite twists on a hot dog!



They’ll be clamoring for these clever hot-dog shaped burgers, so be sure to make a bunch! Use lean ground beef, turkey and even veggies to create a healthier alternative to preservative-laden franks...they fit perfectly in hot dog buns. The cylinder holds ¼-lb. of meat and shapes it like a hot dog. Makes it easy to stuff with cheese, avocados, onions and more to create a 6” gourmet burger with a surprise inside. Durable plastic; dishwasher safe.

The thing isn't expensive ($7.95) but it seems to me the "ham dogs" could be shaped with something else...like your hands? Still, a pretty clever idea and I wish I had thought of it.

Ham Dogger

Whole Lotta Mobile Phones

Playing the Neil Diamond classic "Cracklin' Rosie"

Virtual Museum

Nifty virtual tour of -what I think are- Spanish impressionist paintings.



Virtual Museum

Pretty Woman

No, not a pretty woman, but an old dude miming the classic Orbison tune.



Funny...but a little creepy, too.