Castrating My Dad

No, this isn't a post about that; it's about a post in this blog coming up near the top in a Yahoo search.

The post mentioned my dad and I castrating hogs and when the Yahoo search engine trawled this site, it picked up on those words "castrating" and "dad". I was "worried" that Google might have ToTG up near the top, but it's not on the first several pages for castrating dads OR hogs.

Thank Goodness.

The only time in my life I had even a scintilla of a thought about that was when my dad was taking female hormones as a treatment for his prostate cancer. Dad told me the Dr. said the medication would also have a detrimental effect on his sex drive. Since Pop was nearly 70 at the time... we both had a little laugh at that. (although I hope I'M more worried about getting sex than cancer if I reach that age) One of the side-effects was that he started growing hair on his head again after his hairline had been receding for years.

I'm growing bald now, but I wouldn't take the trade, y'know?

Just got me to wondering, though, about something that's highly subjective:

Which is more perverse, people looking for information/stories about castrating their dad, or someone wanting information on "sister's feet" ???

How Secure is Your Password?

Find out at the aptly named How Secure is My Password?

I'll admit I use only a few different passwords for nearly all my sign-in websites, a mixture of words, dates and places that mean something to me. I guess ONLY to me because the site says it'd take quite a while to bust it.



How Secure is My Password?

How to Pull a Tooth

With a rocket:

oscitant

oscitant \OS-i-tuhnt\ , adjective;
1. Yawning, as with drowsiness; gaping.
2. Drowsy or inattentive.
3. Dull, lazy, or negligent.

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I expect folks are pretty much oscitant after spending time reading this blog.

Found It!

One of the most disgusting...no, let me take that back. I've seen lots worse.

A disgusting animation:


But funny.

festoon

festoon \fe-STOON\

verb:

1. To adorn with hanging chains or strands of any material.
2. Dentistry. To reproduce natural gum patterns around the teeth or a denture.

noun:

1. A string or chain of flowers, foliage, ribbon, etc., suspended in a curve between two points.
2. A decorative representation of this, as in architectural work or on pottery.
3. A fabric suspended, draped, and bound at intervals to form graceful loops or scalloped folds.
4. Dentistry. The garlandlike area of the gums surrounding the necks of the teeth.

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I've always thought of a garland of flowers when I've read this word, but now I'll think of...