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June 11, 2013

The Contents Had To Be Funny

When you saw the cover.

You Are Humor



You love to laugh at life, and if possible, get others to laugh along with you.

You believe there's always a humorous side to everything. And your sense of humor ranges from upbeat to very dark.

You are outrageous and very honest. 


You're often the only one willing to say what everyone else is thinking.

You are witty and verbally talented. You like to play with words and say things in interesting ways. 



codger

codger codg·er [koj-er] noun

an eccentric man, especially one who is old.


I used to think it was funny calling an old man a "codger"...until I became one myself.

June 10, 2013

"Baldie" To His Friends

Mr. Clean's first name is Veritably.

June 9, 2013

trousseau



trousseau trous·seau [troo-soh, troo-soh] noun, plural trous·seaux [-sohz, -sohz], trous·seaus.

an outfit of clothing, household linen, etc., for a bride.


My favorite joke about a trousseau.

OK, my ONLY joke about it.

A young woman came back from her honeymoon and her mother went over to the new bride's house the next day to see how it had gone. Her daughter was unpacking and brought out her negligee which had been torn to shreds. The mother was shocked and asked who had done that. The young lady replied that her new husband had caused the damage.

"Didn't he like your trousseau?" asked the mother.

"Oh yes." exclaimed her daughter. "He just liked my torso better than my trousseau, that's why my trousseau is tore so."

Texas Panhandle Supercells

A video diary of a storm chaser from May 8, 2013 taken near Childress.(which is located at the very bottom of the east side of the state line that forms the Panhandle)

June 7, 2013

Sorbet, You Say?

Of course I am!

Chocolate, not all the other things in the results.



You Are Chocolate

On the surface, you are charming and engaging. People love you, and you're naturally popular.

When people dig a bit deeper, they discover your relentless ambitious and drive. You are very goal oriented.

You are refreshing because you have impeccable manners and charm. You get along with almost everyone.


You have a strong personality, but you keep it under wraps unless the occasion calls for it.

Your savvy and intelligence is very cool. People turn to you for what to like and what to do.


You have an eye for what is on trend, but you're never intimidating or a snob. You like to share your finds with everyone.