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December 22, 2013

Holiday Greetings


You Are Merry Christmas

You are a traditionalist when it comes to the holidays, and you aren't going to be politically correct about it.

You celebrate Christmas, and you don't think there's any reason to hide it. Most other people celebrate it too.

You are content to wish everyone a "Merry Christmas." It doesn't have to be a religious thing.


"Happy Holidays" is just too generic for your taste. You aren't going to tone down your greeting for anyone. 


 

Moonlighters

I'm sitting here waiting on the Cowboys/Redskins game that starts at noon and the host on the online radio show I'm listening to said it's raining in Washington, DC.  I decided I'd go look at the DC area weather radar to see if it looked like it would rain all through the game. (I'm thinking Dallas would benefit from good, dry weather because I think the offense will have to carry the day)

On the website header there is a graphic with two of the station's weather people;  I didn't pay them much mind at first, but after looking at the radar, my gaze was drawn back to them...they looked familiar:

The graphic says their names are Doug Hill and Jacqui Jeras, but I'm not so sure.


I think it's Joe Biden and Gwyneth Paltrow moonlighting at their second jobs.

December 21, 2013

Sober Santa


The object of the game is simple: Using the keyboard arrow keys, get Santa drunk by guiding him to the champagne bottles; after that, nab the gifts as they appear....all the while trying to keep him from falling off the roof.

Santa's pretty snockered, though, so you'll have to excuse his belching and passing gas.

December 20, 2013

My Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year  most of the time   once in a while.

I'll just buy my own presents.

Love,
Mike

December 19, 2013

Right Addy, Wrong Sex

Took the link out; I didn't click on it and I certainly wouldn't want you to do so, either. As always, though, I left in the email address in hopes they get as much spam sent back to them as they send out.


Daisy O'Neill   Daisy@thwllbawr.com
 
Hello Mike,

I’m just a simple woman like you are trying to raise my kids decently and make my husband happy.

Not too long ago, I also had an annoying boss in my daily agenda.

Thanks God, it’s not the case anymore :) Today I am confident, relaxed and truly happy.

I couldn’t have done it without my friend, Carla, opening my eyes.
So here I am, trying to become a friend of yours, showing you all the things that changed my life.

I’m talking about a few hours a day to raise your living standards.

You’ll be able to spoil your kids, surprise your husband and dedicate some time for yourself
Have I made you curious? It’s all in here, so just click!

 Your entrance ticket here Mike

I’m quite new to this too, so I’d love staying in touch, watching each other’s progress :)

Daisy

Saturday Siren Sounds



They test the system ea. Sat. at noon, except when there is stormy weather in the area or during high school commencement ceremonies. They also break in on all cable channels with a test message preceded by a different sounding and extremely loud and harsh-toned siren, interrupting my Martha Bakes program on PBS.

That is NOT a good thing.*

*Just in case you aren't familiar with Martha Stewart, "That's a good thing." is a signature phrase she uses.