From the archives: Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married...

I just got my Taste of Home recipe newsletter and as is always the case, they also put in a few ads.  I don't mind them too much and ge...

From the archives  How many of these can you remember?  Get your score at the end of the quiz. 1. Blackjack chewing gum 2. Wax Coke-s...

From the archives: (1) There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the le...

From the     archives THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon ...

From the archives. YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2016 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven...

From the archives: A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was per...

I hope it's not another stomach.

The bad news?  No more football for six months. (not counting the draft...and that really doesn't count) The good news?  My email inbox...

From the archives: The People Who Think They Run The Country And The Newspapers They READ! 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the ...

From the archives: Powerful Woman's Motto Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan sh...

From the archives: One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ...

From the archives:   Schwartzenegger has a big one Michael J. Fox has a small one Madonna doesn't have one The Pope has one...

From the archives:  Don't put all your eggs in one basket.  Walk softly and carry a big carrot.  Everyone needs a friend who ...

From the archives: 1.) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full ...

From the archives: How Many Church Members To Change a Light Bulb? CHARISMATIC: Only one. Hands already in the air. PENTECOSTALS: ...

From the archives: Ten Things A Department Store Santa Doesn't Want To Hear: 10. "Remember me? I'm the kid with the we...

From the archives: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his f...

Facebook sure has been changing a lot of things here lately. Most of the changes were ones I didn't much care for, such as the Timelin...

From the archives: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside --...