March 9, 2009
No Wonder
Women get soured on me so quickly.
And to think that I thought them puckering up was because they wanted a kiss.
Better grapefruit than prune, I guess.
You Are Grapefruit Juice |
 You are a trustworthy, serious, and mature person. And while you are conscientious, you're also very cheerful. You don't mind responsibilities, and you enjoy doing what has to be done. You may not have discovered the meaning of life, but you've figured out how to be happy. |
The Reason I'm Fat
Here a while back I wrote about the spam mails I get from Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst and her obnoxious affiliates telling me in the subject line "The REAL Reason You're Fat".
That's not the reason I'm fat; the website This is why you're fat has many, many reasons I'm fat.
"Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks"
March 8, 2009
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