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August 14, 2009

I'm Blue All the Time




You Are Navy Blue



You're a true adventurer. You constantly find yourself drawn to new experiences, people, and places.

Sometimes you feel quite scattered and bored. If something exciting isn't going on, you feel a bit lost.



Blue - LeAnn Rimes

Stamp of Disapproval

From the email archives:




The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it, but they noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings.




1. The stamp is in perfect order
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue
3. People are spitting on the wrong side

August 13, 2009

Love Is On Sale

From the spam folder:






A discount doesn't help when you're as emotionally bankrupt as I am.

Carhartt Giveaway

August 12, 2009

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale









Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl

"Will you marry me?"


The girl said "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Free Printable Medical Forms

From the website:

More than 50 free printable medical forms and medical charts that you can download and print. Choose from forms for personal use, medical diaries and journals, forms for medical offices, forms for schools and daycare centers and more — all free. Or, download customizable versions for just $3.99. (Or download the entire collection for $27.)

Here's a sample of the Blood Glucose Testing Record, very handy for me!

(click to view; converted from pdf file)



Medical Forms