This was in my Spam folder earlier; I wish these con artists would at least include a photo of scantily clad "themselves" as they used to do.
Gmail gives this warning:
This message seems dangerous
Similar messages were used to steal people's personal information. Avoid clicking links, downloading attachments, or replying with personal information.'
Thanks, Gmail. I knew that, but I appreciate you reminding not just me, but any other doofus out there.
Here are the addresses and hopefully the web crawlers will pick them up and the spammers will get spammed.
pekmrf1975@dreamhostps.com
reply-to: krasotkakla@in-mybox.com
Hello!
Thou'll probably be surprised by the message.
"Thou'll"??? I guess that would be a Biblical contraction?
I just begin acquainted with the Internet. It seems I open the wicket that was not known.
And what a sticky wicket I suspect you have! I'd say you also need to acquaint yourself with some better English.
For me, this new and it seems me that I already enough adult for this!
I see where this is headed. You're hopin' I'm a perv and that you are counting on me wanting to hook up with some total stranger on the 'net, am I right?
I start to feel that I am not catching up with pace of the world that is around .I decided to keep up! And try use modern technologies for communications!
"Modern technologies for communications"? What have you BEEN using, carrier pigeons? Semaphores? Smoke signals? I'd say a phone is still considered a modern technology? I think what you mean is using modern tech to con someone, am I right? Of course I am.
I will get to the point! I live in Russia! My city is called "Penza". What country do you live in?
I live in Nunya, Dambidnezz.
I 'm forty eight years old! I'm not here for joking.I 'm interested in personal acquaintance and begin of an serious relationship!I really hope thou'll answer me.
Well, 48 isn't too young for me, but I like a woman with a good sense of humor, so I'd hope you'd be in for some joking. I'm not into a serious relationship right now, so....There's that Biblical contraction again, not sure whether to be annoyed or amused.
My emotional state does not allow me to start writing a lot at once.Cause I still feel little tight.
"Emotional state". Hmmm....is that another code word for "mental illness"? Because trust me, I've dated a few crazy women and have had more than enough of THAT to last the rest of this lifetime and a couple more.
Although, if you're still feeling a little "tight", then you might just be a drunk. It's a hard pass on that, too.
I guarantee that you'll see my more confident and informative letter only in case you answer to this one!Wait your thy reaction!
"Confident and informative"? Is THAT a code phrase for information about how you don't like the sex with Russian men and you'll send me some nekkid pictures of yourself if I'll only reply...and give you my bank routing number?
Thou willst hath to waiteth the longest of times, I'm afraid. You can read my reaction here -- if you find it after getting a taste of your spam crap.
Gmail gives this warning:
This message seems dangerous
Similar messages were used to steal people's personal information. Avoid clicking links, downloading attachments, or replying with personal information.'
Thanks, Gmail. I knew that, but I appreciate you reminding not just me, but any other doofus out there.
Here are the addresses and hopefully the web crawlers will pick them up and the spammers will get spammed.
pekmrf1975@dreamhostps.com
reply-to: krasotkakla@in-mybox.com
Hello!
Thou'll probably be surprised by the message.
"Thou'll"??? I guess that would be a Biblical contraction?
I just begin acquainted with the Internet. It seems I open the wicket that was not known.
And what a sticky wicket I suspect you have! I'd say you also need to acquaint yourself with some better English.
For me, this new and it seems me that I already enough adult for this!
I see where this is headed. You're hopin' I'm a perv and that you are counting on me wanting to hook up with some total stranger on the 'net, am I right?
I start to feel that I am not catching up with pace of the world that is around .I decided to keep up! And try use modern technologies for communications!
"Modern technologies for communications"? What have you BEEN using, carrier pigeons? Semaphores? Smoke signals? I'd say a phone is still considered a modern technology? I think what you mean is using modern tech to con someone, am I right? Of course I am.
I will get to the point! I live in Russia! My city is called "Penza". What country do you live in?
I live in Nunya, Dambidnezz.
I 'm forty eight years old! I'm not here for joking.I 'm interested in personal acquaintance and begin of an serious relationship!I really hope thou'll answer me.
Well, 48 isn't too young for me, but I like a woman with a good sense of humor, so I'd hope you'd be in for some joking. I'm not into a serious relationship right now, so....There's that Biblical contraction again, not sure whether to be annoyed or amused.
My emotional state does not allow me to start writing a lot at once.Cause I still feel little tight.
"Emotional state". Hmmm....is that another code word for "mental illness"? Because trust me, I've dated a few crazy women and have had more than enough of THAT to last the rest of this lifetime and a couple more.
Although, if you're still feeling a little "tight", then you might just be a drunk. It's a hard pass on that, too.
I guarantee that you'll see my more confident and informative letter only in case you answer to this one!Wait your thy reaction!
"Confident and informative"? Is THAT a code phrase for information about how you don't like the sex with Russian men and you'll send me some nekkid pictures of yourself if I'll only reply...and give you my bank routing number?
Thou willst hath to waiteth the longest of times, I'm afraid. You can read my reaction here -- if you find it after getting a taste of your spam crap.
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