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  Founding of The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints (1830)Shortly after Joseph Smith published the Book of Mormon in 1830, he officially founded The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints—also known as the Mormon Church—in Fayette, New York. The church flourished but was forced to relocate frequently. It was violently expelled from Missouri, and a mob killed Smith in Illinois in 1844. His successor, Brigham Young, led followers to Utah three years later. Tensions with the US government continued to escalate, culminating in what war? More... Discuss |
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2 comments:
Simply astouding, you and I should both blog about birdshit on the same day!@
What are the odds? What are the evens?
"Hurmmph-- my birdcrap blog is better than your birdcrappy blog, and
vice versa, ad infinitem, and so on and so on, ....
But imagine for just a moment, that farsical, incognuity~!
Yeah, your post hit my reader this a.m. I also watched a video about a goose that had adopted this old bachelor out in California, followed him around while he did his weekly walk in the park. Was cute.
Your post was right, though, geese do crap a lot. There's an old saying that something is fast, "like crap through a goose."
I've read the dark spot in bird droppings is the crap - the rest is the urine.
I was at the local United supermarket once during lunch time; I was going to go eat at their fantastic deli. I always park at the side where there's a single row of parking spots and on the side of the building is a large sign with letters that are about four/five inches deep and pigeons nest in the bottom of the "U", the middle of the "E" and also in the bottom of the "D". Some kids were walking under it when the pigeons roosting decided to bombard the kids. Long story short, was hilarious, but I didn't want to laugh too loudly and find my tires slashed when I got back to my truck.
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