Joegate

No, not a scandal, but a gate my friend Joe made for the entrance to his dad's place.

Old Combine at Sunset

South of Miami, Texas

Cow #189

At my friend's dad's place, just south of Miami.

I'm Off to Join the Army

The Ukranian Army, that is.



I'm not sure I've the legs for it, though.

Ruby - Kenny Rogers and the First Edition

I remember when this came out, the Vietnam War was still going strong and I was just about to start high school. It still makes me sad to hear it.

I bought the 45 with some of the first money I ever earned. My youngest sister stole it, along with my In the Year 2525 record.

The Week I Was Born

The Weekly World News ran an article about my mother.



Just kidding, but in a political forum I frequent, some doofus is making all sorts of asinine accusations about John McCain, the likely Republican nominee for President. He's now saying he thinks McCain is an alien. One might think he was kidding unless having read his other nonsensical posts.

It made me go look for those infamous issues of Weekly World News. They're hilarious, and I wonder if anyone really thinks any of the lead stories are true.

Some might, I suppose... the same ones who think pro. wrestling is real.

My granddad really WAS featured in WWN, though.