For Sale/Not Cheap

I meant to put this into this blog last fall when I found it on Ebay.

Still true, though.

Better to Own Than Rent

Wonder what Madonna would take for a couple of hers?

Clipart Counting Contest

How many balls does the lady have in her right hand?

(if the answer is either two or three that might account for the happy look on his face)

Let's assume there's none in the left.

Not Even an Ivory Soap Texan

I'm not sure a Texan wrote this quiz; the a/c for 12 months of the year doesn't apply here in the Panhandle. We only have three seasons here: Summer, Winter and Thaw.

You Are 96% Texas

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo!

How Texas Are You?