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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

December 1, 2019

Fool Me Once

November 1, 2019

Well, That's ONE Way

To restart the motor in-flight.  I wonder what happened to make his engine stop, if he managed to get it restarted and if he made it down safely.

What I'd really like to know is just how he managed to climb over that wing strut, what with the enormous testicles he must possess.

October 24, 2019

Tea Poll

I just participated in this poll on one of my sample sites.

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I sat my cup of hot, strong, black tea down and clicked "No."

J/K I love a good cuppa. 

Did you hear about the Indian chief who drank a hundred cups of hot tea?

They found him dead the next morning, drowned in his tea pee.

OK, that's old and I'm sure I've told it before on this blog, but I still find it amusing.

I wonder who has never had a cup of hot tea?  Gotta be a Mormon, reckon?

October 19, 2019

Ruining AOC's Holiday

 
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September 20, 2019

Bulldog VS Dinosaur

From another of my favorite YouTube channels, Elvis and Khalee: "two bratty bulldogs who enjoy watching TV and mouthing off to our parents!'. It's hilarious how they recognize villains or monsters in movies, especially from horror flicks.

Other than barking at bad guys, they really seem to enjoy watching TV, especially nature shows.  Their reaction to some cheetahs in a recent video made me LOL because when one saw the big cats on TV, it barked for the other to come provide some backup. 

You'd never have to worry about Freddy Krueger or Jason if you had these two dogs.



Their owners also post some very unusual time lapse videos of some very odd events in their garage.  I'm not sure if they're a spoof or hoax, but it's weird.

September 6, 2019

How to Scare a Bird

Much Sorry!

Was looking for a specific video file and after Googling for it, went to a "dodgy" site to watch. I might should be happy I got this instead of some computer virus.



September 5, 2019

September 2, 2019

Norm!


Some of the best Norm quotes from the television series Cheers.


WOODY: "What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM : "Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer."

SAM: "What's new, Normie?"
NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."


SAM: "What'd you like, Normie?"
NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer."


SAM: "What'll you have Normie?"
NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm."
NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky."


WOODY: "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."


WOODY: "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
NORM: "I know. If she calls, I'm not here."


SAM: "Beer, Norm?"
NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."


WOODY: "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "Poor."

WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that."
NORM: "No, I mean pour."


SAM: "What's going down, Normie?"
NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."


WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "All right, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty."


SAM: "What's the story, Norm?"
NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."


WOODY: "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."


WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
WOODY: "For a beer?"
NORM: "No, for stupid questions."

COACH: "How's life treating you Norm?"
NORM: "Like he caught me in bed with his wife. "

WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson? "
NORM : "It's a dog eat dog world out there, Woody, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear."


August 31, 2019

Trumped Again!

Hilarious 404 page from the President's re-election website.

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May 20, 2019

Zoinks!

Not quite a 404 page but a funny one from Imgur when a photo has been deleted.

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April 18, 2019

Horrifying Last Moments

Man records last moments of his life. Truly horrifying, so if you have a faint heart, DO NOT WATCH!


February 5, 2019

It Smells Like

I don't know, don't care, but it certainly smells like another round of layoffs on the way.

THAT would smell like roses.


January 17, 2019

Sometimes Life Treats Me

Like a red-headed stepchild.

I posted that and the following graphic on a forum not long ago and was taken to task by a few virtue signalers that it wasn't right to mock child abuse. Uh, I'm pretty sure that black eye isn't real. Who knows?  The kid might have run into a door or got the black eye in a playground spat...or maybe he's a cross dresser and just didn't know how to apply the mascara he stole from his mother?

Their outrage was funnier than the joke and THEY were mocked for it by others in the forum.


December 1, 2018

Tomato Soup Typo

I've got a lot of these saved up but had forgotten about them;  I was thinking that they'd make a great "Recipe Typos" label/category.

This one is from today (which is why I remembered the others I have been taking screen shots of) from the LuckySamples website, one of their daily recipe offerings. (click pic f/ larger size)


At first, I thought "What are 'candiced' stewed tomatoes?  Are they from some region in Italy called "Candice"?" I then wondered if it was a typo for "candied tomatoes"?  Ugh.

Then it dawned on me there was a space missing between "can" and "diced".  Duh.  My thick-headed thinking is funnier than the actual typo. 

Not to me, but probably is to you.

September 25, 2018

Fried Bologna Sandwich

Because "Bologna" sounds so much more classy than "Baloney"

From Sample Storm:

Servings: 1
READY IN
10mins

Ingredients

2 slices white bread
1 -2 slice bologna (depending on preference)
1⁄8 teaspoon oil
1 slice American cheese
1 tablespoon mustard

Directions

Put oil in a frying pan and heat to med. high.
Put slit in bologna from middle to all the way through the end.
Put bologna in heated oil.
Brown both sides.
Add cheese to top while last side is browning.
Spread mustard on both sides of bread.
Add bologna between slices