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July 29, 2007

The next thing to ask Yahoo...



I think the next question posed should be:

"Should I breastfeed at my wedding?"

July 27, 2007

July 26, 2007

Spiders on Drugs

Hold That Horny Toad!

In a previous post, Horny Toad, I was holding it and taking pictures, but I later had one of my young, pretty kinfolk hold the reptile for me for a few photos.




Her manicure was much, much better than mine.

Expensive Flagpole



Promotional flag at a rental business in Pampa.

The flag is 12'X18' and the boom is extended to 80'.

The mgr. of the place told me it was likely that it was the most expensive flagpole I'd ever seen.

"Despite a new look..."

From the Dallas Cowboys website:



JJ, the only new look I'm seein' is the one on your face where it looks as though they've pulled your cheekbones behind your ears.

As much money as you have, a guy would think you could afford a better plastic surgeon.

I've seen snare drums left out in the rain that weren't stretched that tight.