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August 11, 2009

I Stepped In It

With this quiz




Your Walk Says You're Approachable



You are intelligent, thoughtful, and even philosophical. You like to go unnoticed for the most part.

Other people see you as humble and down to earth. You don't put on airs.

You are careful, thoughtful, and detail oriented. You tend to test people's patience, but your patience pays off.

You tend to be all work and very little play. You are too responsible to let loose.

Walk Like An Egyptian - The Bangles

Redstar Fall



Fascinating game, a cross between Jenga and Tetris.

Click on a block to remove it; your ultimate goal is to get the red star on the bottom platform without it falling off.

Redstar Fall

August 8, 2009

Fatty's Furtive Firearm Failure

Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat

HOUSTON — An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.




I started to post the photo of the guy at the above link, then thought I'd go find an animation or clipart to illustrate this story.

You know, try to make it funnier than it already is.

If you'll go look for yourself, you'll find out why I decided against it.