lolz

There's not a lot to lolz at first, just a face and eyes that follow your cursor around the screen.

But, hold your left-click button down and you're treated to a tune and changing face and colors that will shoot out away from the eyes and opposite of the placement of the cursor.

lolz

Drunk as Cooter Brown

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

Cooter Brown, sometimes given as Cootie Brown, is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. 

Ever since, colloquial and proverbial ratings of drunkenness have been benchmarked against the legendary drinker: "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."



There are also other versions of the origin of the phrase.

Will It Go Round in Circles-Billy Preston

On The Midnight Special- 1973

Cat Bounce!

Cat Bounce! is another (Earlier: Bring in The Cats) cat-themed time waster (although IMHO, anything to do with cats isn't a time waster!)

As it says, it's cats bouncing.  If they're not bouncing fast or high enough for you, left-click on a cat and drag it upwards and then let go.  Click the flashing "make it rain" link at the top right-hand corner of the screen to unleash a short but furious deluge of cats.  Sorry, no dogs.

Cat Bounce!

The Ocean Deep

Under the right conditions, light may be detected as far as 1000 meters (3,280 ft.) into the ocean, but there is rarely any significant light beyond 200 meters. (656 ft.)

Source: NOAA

ToTG- Home of the Whopper

"Whopper" - as in stretching the truth. I do enjoy a good burger,though and wish we still had a Burger King franchise here in town.  I much preferred a Burger King burger to those at McDonalds. 

You Are Burger King

You are edgy, irreverent, and a risk taker.  You enjoy anything that's bold and brash. You say whatever is on your mind, and you occasionally offend people... but mostly you just entertain them. You are very unique, and you don't like following rules. You like to have things done your way. And just because you do things your way, it doesn't mean you're stubborn. You're the first person to experiment and mix things up a bit.

What Fast Food Restaurant Are You?

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I don't know what happened to it, but I used to have a plaque for my kitchen that read: "This is NOT Burger King - you get it my way, or you don't get the S.O.B."