Deep Fact

The average depth of the ocean floor is 12,000 feet.

(according to my trivia calendar and Wiki, but NOAA says "about 14,000 ft.")

Oceanic divisions - Click image for larger view

Shock & Awe

The kid will probably be traumatized when someone does "Got your nose!".

Senseless Platypus

A platypus will close its eyes, ears and nose while hunting for food.

A human male does the same thing while changing a dirty diaper.

Bad Lip Reading - NFL

Love these vids - several Dallas Cowboys featured in this one.

Mama Weer All Crazy Now - Slade

I've won a lot of bets with people who thought Quiet Riot first came out with this song.

Lightning vs The Sun

Lightning is five times hotter than the sun.

Yes, it's true.  A bolt of lightning can reach temperatures of roughly 30,000 kelvins (53,540 degrees Fahrenheit), while the surface of the sun is 6,000 kelvins (10,340 degrees Fahrenheit).