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November 8, 2016

What's Your Republican Name?

Your Republican Name Is: Randy Wesley
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. 
 



Randy Wesley? Really?

What's Your Democrat Name?

Your Democrat Name Is: Xavier Benjamin

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. 
 

November 2, 2016

Mule Medicine

To cure a cold, kiss a mule.


I'd hate to think what you'd have to do for a fever.

October 31, 2016

It's Good To Be The King

Well, Stephen King.  THE Stephen King, that is.

Besides the famous horror writer living in Bangor, Maine, there are 2,068 other Stephen Kings living in the U.S. (according to the 2010 Census), 168 of them in Texas.


I'm Cool With Halloween

Although I used to get hot under the collar when the neighborhood thugs would chase my old black cat.

Your Halloween is Chill

You may or may not love Halloween, but you don't go to crazy on this holiday. You simply enjoy your favorite traditions and ignore the rest.

Whether you're watching your favorite Halloween movie, handing out candy, or hiding out until November, you do this holiday your way.

You may not get why people go all out for Halloween, but you appreciate their effort. An original costume or funky craft always makes you smile.
 

You take everything as it comes in life, and you always look for the bright side. Even if you don't dress up, you always enjoy this time of year!