June 17, 2017
That's Heavy, Man
Every year, the Earth becomes about twelve tons heavier because of meteorites landing.
The First Thing I Ever Bought
Well, one of the first things I ever bought with my own hard-earned money. I also bought a bunch of fireworks.
I bought the album, not the girl. She looked even better inside the cover.
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I bought the album, not the girl. She looked even better inside the cover.
June 16, 2017
Angry Spam
This was in my spam folder this morning, and I'd have to say it's a novel approach to getting someone to click on a link.
I will obfuscate some of the cursing with hash tags / # # but I found it odd that the spammer did it with asterisks / *** on the "F bombs" they dropped. I mean...in for a penny, in for a pound, right? Why do it on the F bombs but not the other equally offensive cursing?
The subject line was this: I WILL REPORT YOU. YOU PIECE OF S##T...F.U..
Like I said, it got my attention, more than "Remember me and the passionate night we spent together?" or "Grow It Larger!"spam I normally get.
Riley Johnson RileyJokVzs@gtwabzsv.he via server.lifassurance.org
Riley Johnson reply@boopiler.com
Hey,
Stop stalking me and my friend or I will report you. You piece of s##t, c##k-su##er douche. I do not know why you are doing this! You slept together once, only once. It does not mean anything. Have not you heard of hook up? So, f*** off and leave us alone
F*** You.
How did I know it was spam? Well, if someone is THAT angry, they're more likely to come see you in person and punch you in the nose. Personally, I'd rather spend the night in jail than have my ISP ban me forever for sending out threats. Secondly, I don't know anyone named Riley Johnson. Third, if the spammer only knew how long it had been since I last had a "hook up" or slept with anyone "only once" (or at all), they'd not bother sending me any spam.
Plus, whoever it is Riley is with, he/she sure is cheating a LOT on him.
I will obfuscate some of the cursing with hash tags / # # but I found it odd that the spammer did it with asterisks / *** on the "F bombs" they dropped. I mean...in for a penny, in for a pound, right? Why do it on the F bombs but not the other equally offensive cursing?
The subject line was this: I WILL REPORT YOU. YOU PIECE OF S##T...F.U..
Like I said, it got my attention, more than "Remember me and the passionate night we spent together?" or "Grow It Larger!"spam I normally get.
Riley Johnson RileyJokVzs@gtwabzsv.he via server.lifassurance.org
Riley Johnson reply@boopiler.com
Hey,
Stop stalking me and my friend or I will report you. You piece of s##t, c##k-su##er douche. I do not know why you are doing this! You slept together once, only once. It does not mean anything. Have not you heard of hook up? So, f*** off and leave us alone
F*** You.
How did I know it was spam? Well, if someone is THAT angry, they're more likely to come see you in person and punch you in the nose. Personally, I'd rather spend the night in jail than have my ISP ban me forever for sending out threats. Secondly, I don't know anyone named Riley Johnson. Third, if the spammer only knew how long it had been since I last had a "hook up" or slept with anyone "only once" (or at all), they'd not bother sending me any spam.
Plus, whoever it is Riley is with, he/she sure is cheating a LOT on him.
June 15, 2017
Color Me Smooth
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You Are Smooth |
 You are totally irresistible. You can be as quirky, colorful, and wild as you want to be! You enjoy taking risks, and you've made a few big miscalculations over the years. You're not afraid to mess up. Your mistakes just give you character. People love that you're perfectly imperfect. You're happy with yourself, and that's all that matters. |
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