Quote of the Day 8-17-19

From the Quote of the Day module in the right-hand column:

For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance.

Mignon McLaughlin

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By that philosophy, I should be having at least a half-happy life because I pretty much leave the entire day open to chance.

Oh Snap! I AM Lost!

Just Hoo! Hoo! do you think I am?  Owl never find the video I wanted to watch.

From Vidloxtv

Rollercoaster Day

Today is National Rollercoaster Day!

Burnt Cookies

Page Not Found on the King Arthur website.

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I'd say it might be best to lay off the eggnog until AFTER the cookies were done.

Satan's Sister

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

16 Tons - ZZ Top & Jeff Beck