October 9, 2007
A Folk Hero!
"Picked Apart" That was the entry on the Dallas Cowboys website last night at halftime, the Cowboys behind and Romo having already thrown four interceptions.
The Cowboys never led during the game, but managed to get back into it after scoring a touchdown, but missed the tying two-point conversion. Then came some controversy and reviews after the 'Boys recovered an onside kick. After a couple of short passes to get them within range, their rookie kicker, Nick Folk, nailed a 50+ yd. field goal, winning the game.....BUT....Buffalo had called time before the snap, so the Cowboys had to kick it again and Folk once again split the uprights.
I WAS going to title this post "Buffalo gets Folked", but...
The Cowboys website was a little more cutesy:
Not for sure if Folk is saying "Hook 'em Horns" or is practicing for the next Ozzie Osbourne concert.
Any more wins like this and I won't survive the season.
October 8, 2007
Pick some other Funk, Wagnall
This word is so wrong; in the first place, you'd never use "old" OR this word when referring to a woman. To use both would be a death wish. I wouldn't use the synonym of "ancient" either, unless you really like getting whacked with a handbag knitted during the Truman administration.
"Canescent" would be fine, make her think she's "glowing hot", like "incandescent".
Come to think of it, THAT might get you whacked by that old bag with that ancient handbag, too.
