Herd of Giraffes

A herd of giraffes is called a tower.

"Herd of giraffes?"
"Why sure, I've herd of giraffes!"

frigorific

frigorific\ frig-uh-RIF-ik \ adjective

1. causing or producing cold.

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I never had heard this word used or seen it in print, but it sounds almost obscene.

Then again, I consider the cold to be obscene.

No Ooops Hoops

Blinking Women

It's a myth that women blink more than men, but women using oral contraceptives blink nearly a third more often than normal for unknown reasons.

I don't care if they blink more than me, I just wish one would wink at me.