What's Your Republican Name?

Your Republican Name Is: Randy Wesley

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer.

What's Your Republican Name?

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Randy Wesley? Really?

What's Your Democrat Name?

Your Democrat Name Is: Xavier Benjamin

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer.

What's Your Democrat Name?

Mule Medicine

To cure a cold, kiss a mule.

I'd hate to think what you'd have to do for a fever.

It's Good To Be The King

Well, Stephen King.  THE Stephen King, that is.

Besides the famous horror writer living in Bangor, Maine, there are 2,068 other Stephen Kings living in the U.S. (according to the 2010 Census), 168 of them in Texas.