I went to get some water yesterday evening, but the Culligan store
had suffered some vandalism and the vending machine was boarded up. I
drove out to the water kiosk in the mall parking lot to use that one,
then after I was done, decided I'd get some gasoline at the station at the entrance to
Walmart.
While I was pumping my gas, a van drove up next to me and Santa Claus got out! I told him "Hey, man! Why haven't you been to see me lately? It's been over 40 yrs.!"
He looked up from putting the gas nozzle in his tank and wryly said:
While I was pumping my gas, a van drove up next to me and Santa Claus got out! I told him "Hey, man! Why haven't you been to see me lately? It's been over 40 yrs.!"
He looked up from putting the gas nozzle in his tank and wryly said:
"Well, you must've been a BAD boy."
Hard to argue with that!
Hard to argue with that!
