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December 16, 2008

It's a Gas!

Following a link to Oddee, I found a list of people with "unbelievable talents". (if you're easily offended DO NOT click on either link, particularly the last one)

One "talent" I found amazing -although not "unbelievable"- was that of

Mr. Methane


It seems that Elmer Fudd endorses the site.

Here's a YouTube vid of him accompanying on "The Blue Danube".

December 14, 2008

Inner Peace

From the email archives:



Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how great I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Don't Fear the Ringtone

Not a Fable

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
- Aesop

December 13, 2008

Better This

Than cleaning up after the elephant, I suppose.



You Should Walk the Tightrope



Any subject you study, you aim to master. You enjoy being the best.

When you're good at something, you like to show off your skills.

You're the type of person who would practice years to walk the tightrope.

And you'd love the glory you'd get from walking it in front of a crowd.