Christmas Present for my Dog

I don't have a dog, but I'd get one if someone would buy this for me.

I'm also a Cowboy fan, and having any sort of Philadelphia Eagle gear would normally be the last thing I'd want, but if I had a dog, I'd gladly outfit him in his own sweater.



Only $39.99 plus S&H

Hunter Philadelphia Eagles Custom Pet Jersey

What the heck; buy me a dog, too. (+ a few year's worth of food, vet visits, etc.)

Circle of No Life

stultify

stultify \STUHL-tuh-fahy\ , verb:
1. To render useless or ineffectual; cripple.
2. To cause to appear stupid, inconsistent, or ridiculous.
3. Law To allege or prove insane and so not legally responsible.

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I have mild dyslexia and sometimes transpose letters in a word, even leave some out.

At first I read this word and thought the definition would be "to try to emulate Britney Spears". I had to look at it again and see it was "ST" and not "SL" that started the word.

Come to think of it, she'd fit all three definitions anyway.

perorate

perorate \PUR-uh-rayt\ , intransitive verb:
1. To conclude or sum up a long discourse.
2. To speak or expound at length; to declaim.

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I've been accused of this - in other words - in other forums and msg. boards.

Ricochet

Or, I Could Look in a Mirror

You Should Watch a Comedy

You are a fun loving person who is able to laugh at all aspects of life. Some may think you're light-hearted, but you're also able to be amusingly dark. You can see both the best and worst in people. More importantly, you understand how absurd life can be. You find a well written comedy to be intelligent and even insightful. Anyone can make a good movie, but only a genius can make a hilarious movie.

What Kind of Movie Should You Watch Tonight?