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April 14, 2010

Travelling Far and Fast

If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears.
- Glenn Clark



Take off your clothes, too, to REALLY travel fast.

The Ultimate Death Quiz

From howstuffworks

Don't fear the reaper, says the iconic song by Blue Oyster Cult. But isn't it a little difficult not to fear a dark-cloaked man who roams around with a scythe and an hourglass? The Grim Reaper is a personification of death that has been invented and refined over the years to help humans make sense of their own mortality. How much do you know about your own mortality? You can't cheat death, and you can't cheat on this quiz about death, either. So sharpen your scythe and get started.



I passed, but barely.



The Ultimate Death Quiz


Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Öyster Cult

Cat Hates Toilet Paper

I Do Now I Don't



Wondering what to do with that returned engagement ring? Left at the altar and now have no need for that wedding dress? Sell it at I Do Now I Don't

From the site:

People buy and sell diamond rings, jewelry, even wedding dresses and collectible watches on I Do Now I Don’t. Diamond rings worth as much as $75,000 have been sold successfully on I Do.

You too can buy and sell on I Do Now I Don’t with complete and total confidence.

Here’s why:

Our highly and GIA-accredited gemologist verifies gemstones are exactly as described by the seller Buyers’ money is held in escrow and only released to the seller pending our expert’s verification Buyers of diamond rings receive an on-site buy-back guarantee.

I Do Now I Don't

Even Though I'm Never Bored

I still enjoy help I'm bored

Find your "problem" and click the link. I don't like the fact my hairline is receding faster than Congress's approval ratings, so I clicked "help I'm bald" and got this reassuring answer:



help I'm bored

bloviate

bloviate \BLOH-vee-ayt\ , verb;
1. To speak or write at length in a pompous or boastful manner.



Even though we might not have known of this word, Texans have been bloviatin' all of our lives.