Just checked in on our Flag Counter to see who has been visiting lately and noticed a new flag:
Antigua and Barbuda
At first I thought "What a pretty flag!"
My next thought was: "Wow, that looks like a woman looking through her sunburned thighs at the Caribbean sunset!"
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September 10, 2010
New Country for Old Blog
September 8, 2010
gerrymander
gerrymander\ JER-i-man-der \ , verb;
1. The dividing of a state, county, etc., into election districts so as to give one political party a majority in many districts while concentrating the voting strength of the other party into as few districts as possible.
Origin: Gerrymander is named after E. Gerry (governor of Massachusetts, whose party redistricted the state in 1812) + (sala)mander, from the fancied resemblance of the map of Essex County, Mass., to this animal, after the redistricting.
Gerrymandering: Invented in Massachusetts, "perfected" in Texas.
September 7, 2010
kenspeckle
kenspeckle\ KEN-spek-uhl \ , adjective;
1. Conspicuous; easily seen or recognized.
Whatever the antonym/opposite of this word is, that's me.
That is, unless it's like "the opposite of gay is depressed". In that case, I guess that could be me.
Labels: words
September 3, 2010
cachinnate
cachinnate\ KAK-uh-neyt \ , verb;
1. To laugh loudly or immoderately.
There's not much to cachinnate over these days.
Labels: words
August 29, 2010
Figure Skating
Kathleen Madigan: Figure Skating:
"I always wanted to be a figure skater as a kid, too, that was like my fantasy dream. But whenever I watch it, I think I would have totally done it alone. I don't know how these people have enough control over the tempers to be working with a partner. Because if I worked with some guy for 15 years, and we got to the Olympics, and out of nowhere he just fell -- oh, I'd skate around just to chop off his fingers. I would, and I would not feel bad about that -- ever. 'Now when you're nubbing your cereal spoon in the morning, you can look at that box and remember why we're not on it.'"
Labels: jokes