World's Scariest Job

So says the video and you won't get an argument out of me.

Under the Mistletoe

Ten Things A Store Santa Doesn't Want To Hear

10. "Remember me? I'm the kid with the weak bladder"

9. "You smell like supermarket gin"

8. "The real miracle on 34th Street would be if they accepted my mom's MasterCard"

7. "I want a 2004 Pontiac Aztec"

6. "Oh, by the way, if I don't get an X-Box, I'm gonna hunt you down, old man"

5. "I'm Jewish"

4. "I love you Kenny Rogers"

3. "Frankly I'm just here to humor my parents"

2. "While I'm talking to you, my mom is shoplifting blouses"

1. "Mom says you're my real daddy"

Dirty Laundry - Don Henley

This song describes the media thirsting after the blood that was shed.

 "If it bleeds, it leads."

Catfish Grabs Pigeon

True or False? Quiz

From Merriam-Webster, take the True or False? quiz.

After getting your results, see how your score rates in your age group. Try as often as you'd like; there are many different versions.

Other tests on the site are Spell It, Vocabulary Quiz and Name That Thing.

True or False? quiz