I Feel Pretty!

Scared of Pineapple

Stella the pit bull doesn't like the pineapple.

I don't like 'em either, Stella.

Finally

Got my Christmas decorations up.

What Kind of Ist Are You?

You Are An Existentialist

You may sound like a complicated person, but your life philosophy is quite simple. You stay true to yourself. You believe that only you are responsible for your own life path and outcome. You are very independent and autonomous. You think that life is often absurd, but you're okay with that. You will find your meaning where you can. You accept your limitations and strengths in life. You are constantly looking for new opportunities to grow and learn.

What Kind of Ist Are You?

Oops, It's Been Done Again

404 page on zap2it.com. "Oops" seems to be gaining in popularity on these type of pages.  How 'bout "Oops, I'll never visit your website again if you don't fix your broken links!" ?

whippersnapper

whippersnapper \ HWIP-er-snap-er, WIP- \ noun

1. an unimportant but offensively presumptuous person, especially a young one.

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I knew this word, having read and heard it in countless comedy pieces, always said by some crotchety old man towards kids who are bothering him.  Now that I'M a crotchety old man, it's not something I often use but I certainly understand it. I just want the whippersnappers to stay off my lawn and leave me alone.