Things the Easter Bunny Taught Me

From the archives: 

1. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. 
2. Walk softly and carry a big carrot. 
3. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. 
4. There's no such thing as too much candy. 
5. All work and no play can make you a basket case. 
6. A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention. 
7. Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day. 
8. Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. 
9. Some body parts should be floppy. 
10. Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans. 
11. Good things come in small sugar-coated packages. 
12. The grass is greener in someone else's basket. 
13. An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare. 
14. To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell. 
15. The best things in life are still sweet and gooey. 

Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd

And We All Know

The book is almost always better than the movie.

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You Are a Book

You are a deliberate thinker. You don't like to gloss over anything, and details matter to you. When times get tough, you get philosophical. You never forget the meaning of life. If you're facing a problem, getting away for a couple days always helps you clear your mind. You always consider the past, present, and future. You believe every little event shapes your life.

Are You a Book or a Movie?

April Showers - Simon's Cat

April Fool's Day Quotes & Trivia

From the archives:

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. - Mark Twain

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"? - Author Unknown

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. - Charles Lamb

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Many trace the origins of April Fools' Day back to 1582 when Pope Gregory XIII adopted the Gregorian Calendar, effectively moving New Year's Day from the end of March to 1 January.

Though the change was widely publicized, some people didn't get the memo, while others simply didn't want to transition to the new calendar, so they continued to ring in the New Year at the end of March. Those who didn't make the change were mocked for their folly and called "April Fools".

From: 6 Facts You Need To Know About The Holiday's History And Origins

Space Sickness

Astronauts get sick so often in space that their toilets have a special setting for vomit.