Alliterative Insulter

I've noticed quite a few hits from a Google search for "alliterative insults", leading folks to this post made over a year ago. Looking at the search results led me to this site:

Alliterative Insulter

Every (sic) wanted to throw out an insult, but just didn't have the right words at the right time. Well, here we have insults for all occasions and all alliterative with the name of your choice. Just fill in the name of the person to be insulted and hit the "insult" button:

I decided to input my own name to see what it would come up with:

Mike, thou art a mindless, meandering mumbler!

Wow, the truth really DOES hurt.

You Can Have the Wheelbarrow

You Are the Car

You live your life in top gear. You aren't afraid to go fast, and you actually do best at high speeds. You act on instinct, and you make decisions in a split second. Your first reaction is usually right. You are impulsive and bold. You love to make risky moves, and you never turn down a chance to roll the dice. You get impatient easily, and you're often waiting on those around you. You hate to be slowed down by anyone!

What Monopoly Piece Are You?

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Not sure just how accurate this quiz is regarding my results. I really don't live my life in top gear, but I DO like to go fast, although I don't really drive that way on the highway.   Speeding tickets cost way too much and it's a mathematical fact you really don't gain all that much time by going faster than the speed limit.

I DO act on instinct and if the situation calls for it, I make my decisions very fast.  I've also found that the first reaction IS usually right...but not all the time and sometimes it can be disastrous.

"Impulsive and bold".  Maybe impulsive.

I am impatient, but getting better at it as I get older.  I guess as my own life winds down, so does the clock.  You'd think younger folks would be more patient because they normally have more time on this Earth to accomplish something, but it's the other way around, at least with me.  I really don't like waiting on anyone and definitely don't like being slowed down by them, although I don't have much problems with that last part these days.  I almost always arrive somewhere extra-early because while I do not like to wait on anyone, I am ashamed if someone else has to wait on me.

All that said, I haven't played Monopoly in a long time.  I used to have a Monopoly game for the PC, but it was even more boring than the actual board game.

One Trillion Dollars

What does one TRILLION dollars look like?

You're Full of Bologna, Leonia

From the junk file folder:

qwqesedavz@helpfactory.com
(note: I like to add their email address so they'll get spam in it like they've sent to mine)

Hey my friend I was looking at your email and I think that we should find out about each other. Take a look at my picture and message to me so I could give you more info

My personal email is ecafeibabrava@hotmail.com Send me reply to this email. See you

Well, Leonia, you've made it where you'll make SURE I'll see you before you see me.  I'm sure if you were running a race, your chest would reach the finish line long before your feet would.

I'll give you this: you really put yourself "out there".

Yep, that'll get my attention, all right.

NOTE: The black bar across the last photo is of my making. These photos stretch the "G" rating of this blog as they are, and with the second one...well, let's just say it was a bit too "nipply".

So, you were "looking at" my email.  I'm not for sure what you mean by that.  I have a "mikeintexas" email acct. with Gmail, but not anywhere else;  I do know that there's another couple of guys that use "mikeintexas" on the 'net.  One seems to have started using it after I did, but the other one - I've since found out - has used the nickname long before I appropriated it.  The first one posts to all sorts of different forums, one being bowhunting (which I dislike intensely, not because I'm against hunting- which I'm not - , but it just seems to be a rather cruel method of shooting something) and after researching who had the nickname before I started using it, found that it belongs to a gay man.

Somehow I don't think you meant to send these pics to that guy.

Plus, I don't know much about breasts, but those really don't look natural.  In fact, they look like they have more plastic in them that does this.

Powerful Woman's Motto

From the archives:

Powerful Woman's Motto

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says:

" Oh hell....she's awake!! ''

Born To Raise Hell - Motörhead

Featuring Ice T & Whitfield Crane