Composed Cowboys Credit Coach

I couldn't let this article's headline go unmentioned.

Wonder if I could get a job there?

I can see the announcement now:

Dallas Dreads Doofus Debut

Rocket Man

I sure wish I had interviewed this man; he had this cool old '57 Olds Rocket. There were simply too many cars and too many stories to get in the short time I spent at the auto show weekend before last.

I believe he had gone on his honeymoon in a car just like this one, but I was busy getting the other honeymoon car story.

It was a sharp old car, though.



The interior was in great shape, too.



Cool looking dashboard



As I said, I wish I had talked to the owner more; I should have at least written down the vital statistics, such as the size of the engine.



Love the old whitewall tires

The Great Flood of '76

Red Deer Creek, circa 1976.

The Consequences of Free Speech

And then His Majesty lopped off the audacious peasant's head.

Creepy Crawly Critters

No, not spiders and snakes and such that I take photos of, but the ones that select the photos at KVII.com to put on their website and on the 5 o'clock news.

I appreciate them selecting my pics, but they used to notify me when they'd choose one and would have it on the TV and the website, but they haven't extended that courtesy the last couple of times.



What's the fun in having my fifteen seconds of fame if I don't get to enjoy it?

How many other times have they selected a photo of mine and not sent me an email?

Dozens, surely.

Slovenly, silly, slacker, simple...sure. But sensitive soul?

Test your senses at this BBC Senses Challenge.

As you can see, I really didn't pass even though it tried to make me feel good about myself:



I'm a little bit above average, though. That's all I've ever wanted.