How many balls does the lady have in her right hand?
(if the answer is either two or three that might account for the happy look on his face)
Let's assume there's none in the left.
June 12, 2008
Clipart Counting Contest
Not Even an Ivory Soap Texan
I'm not sure a Texan wrote this quiz; the a/c for 12 months of the year doesn't apply here in the Panhandle. We only have three seasons here: Summer, Winter and Thaw.
You Are 96% Texas |
 Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo! |
My Ex-Wife's Feet
Were pretty big; 9 1/2 EEE. She was a big girl, though.
Sorry, foot fetishers - no pics.
Anything to drive up the traffic.
The topic of my next empty post: Fat Church Girl Dwarfs in Pantyhose.
That'll bring 'em in for sure.
Greek Word, Texas Truth
From the Word of the Day feed in the right-hand column:
hyperbole \hy-PUHR-buh-lee\, noun:
Extravagant exaggeration.
Those were the days when I still liked hyperbole, before an excess of real drama killed my taste for the manufactured kind.
-- Katherine Russell Rich, The Red Devil
Hyperbole comes from Greek hyperbole, "excess," from hyperballein, "to exceed," from hyper, "beyond" + ballein, "to throw."
Yup, here in Texas we sure like to throw "it" around to excess.
Driving in India
If this had been in nearly anywhere in America, there would have been at least two dozen accidents.
If this had been in Texas, there would have been at least two dozen shootings.
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