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February 5, 2009
Free Tune from Smashing Pumpkins
The file is named "billy" but the mp3 info says "C'mon". (so do the lyrics, if you can make 'em out)
Whatever the name, download the tune.
February 4, 2009
Neighbors
From the email archives:
There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!'
One day an atheist moved into the house next door.
He became irritated at the little old lady.
Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: 'THERE IS NO LORD!'
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!'
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: 'THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!'
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted:
'PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!'
Boobs & Bigots
I used to think "KKK" referred to those white supremacists in robes sneaking around at night and burning crosses.
I need to think again.
If she burned her bra, it could heat a small country for a day. There's enough silicone there to caulk all the windows in Pampa.
One thing's for sure: she'll never drown.
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