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June 5, 2009

abstemious

abstemious \ab-STEE-mee-uhs\ , adjective:
1. Sparing in eating and drinking; temperate; abstinent.
2. Sparingly used or consumed; used with temperance or moderation.
3. Marked by or spent in abstinence.



I'm abstemious, relationship-wise.

That's why I spend my Saturday nights alone at home, eating an entire bucket of chicken and scarfing down a big box of candy.

Somehow I don't think being abstemious and a glutton cancel each other out.

Bungle in the Jungle




You Are Imaginative



You are a creative, innovative person. You're not afraid of great risks.

Right now, you are seeking peace and tranquility in your life.

You are drawn to people who are innocent and pure of heart.

You feel like there are many major things in your life that need to be changed.

You are quick to react. You are courageous and bold.



Bungle in the Jungle - Jethro Tull

June 4, 2009

pother

pother \POTH-er\ , noun:
1. A commotion; a disturbance.
2. A state of nervous activity; a fuss.
3. A cloud of smoke or dust that chokes or smothers.

verb:
1. To make confused; trouble; worry.
2. To be overly concerned with trifles; fuss.



Y'know, "pother" sounds like "bother" and even the definitions are similar. In fact, down the page a bit it says "See "pother".

Reminds me of the time I looked up "vim" and it said "See vigor" and when I looked up "vigor" it said "See vim".

Let Me Roll It - Paul McCartney



One of my most favorite tunes.

Senior Pranks

Was reading about some PA senior's "prank" in the news:

Solehi to seniors: You snooze, you lose

Seems the boys took a ladder and scaled a wall into a locked courtyard, set up tents and sleeping bags and spent the night. Now the school wants to prosecute.

Sheesh. Nothing was harmed, no windows were broken, no walls were spray-painted. The boys were there in the morning when the school opened and they admitted they knew what they were doing was wrong but only wanted it to be a harmless prank. Back when I was in school, that would have netted us a few swats with the "board of education", not a lawsuit from the school board.

This reminds me of my big sister's senior year. For years* the kids had an annual water balloon fight, two of the classes against the other two. (such as Seniors/Freshmen against Sophomores/Juniors)

*And it all came to an end when I first got into high school, with a car rollover, a couple of bad injuries with a teacher being involved, throwing water balloons along with the kids.

My sis, her b/f and some others got on top of the gym and were throwing balloons off the roof (or were up there making out, not for sure...am sure she'll elaborate) or perhaps they were just hiding from "the enemy". Somehow they were found out and were summoned to the principal's office first thing the next morning (the principal was an insufferable a-hole, even more than most principals) where he informed them that, if the roof leaked, they weren't going to get to graduate AND they'd be forced to pay for repairs.

Later that day a tornado hit the school and tore off a good bit of the gym's roof.

Now, when I was a senior, we did our own prank. Just outside of town there is a small hill that has gone by the name "Ti**y Peak"....for obvious reasons.



Poor ol' hill...back when I was a kid, it was a good-sized "C" cup, but thanks to erosion, it's probably something like a "B" cup now.

Anyway...We bought some red paint, found a large rock and painted it and put it on top as the "nipple". We were so proud of our work, we bought a 4'x8' piece of plywood and a couple of fence posts and made a sign calling attention to it, "Ti**y Peak: Compliments of Seniors".

It didn't last long; no, a tornado didn't get it, but some of the guys from the previous year's class that were still in town chopped it down. Bastards, all they did for their "prank" was put a toilet on top of it.

BrowserShots

BrowserShots: Check your website's compatibility, cross platform browser test

From the site:

What is BrowserShots?

Browsershots makes screenshots of your web design in different browsers. It is a free open-source online service created by Johann C. Rocholl. When you submit your web address, it will be added to the job queue. A number of distributed computers will open your website in their browser. Then they will make screenshots and upload them to the central server here.

BrowserShots

Even though I don't have a "real" website, I went ahead and submitted this blog's URL as a test and got these results. What's really cool is they'll zip all the screenshots up into a zip file for you!