eisegesis

eisegesis \ahy-si-JEE-sis\ , noun;
1. An interpretation that expresses the interpreter's own ideas, bias, or the like, rather than the meaning of the text.

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Or, the content of the six o'clock news on TV or just about any newspaper article, especially those in the New York Times.

It's Hard to be Sweet

When you're in a diabetic coma.

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You Are Sweet Because You're Brilliant

You have your own thing going on, and you love it. You enjoy the path not taken. You are a natural strategist. You always like to formulate a plan of attack. You are brainy and you love difficult intellectual challenges. You don't shy away from difficulty. You are original and independent. You're making your own trends and carving your own path.

The Sugar Rush Test

Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself

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It's not a brilliant thing to polish off an entire pint of chocolate ice cream, trust me.

Peanuts and Cracker Jack Munchies

From last year's World Series

pangram

pangram \PAN-gruhm\ , noun;
1. A sentence, verse, etc., that includes all the letters of the alphabet.

Example: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."

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I'm not sure my entire vocabulary includes all the letters of the alphabet.

Another Cheesy (cake) Quiz

You Are a White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake

You are honest, even if it costs you a friend. You want to live an authentic life. When times get tough, you get philosophical. You never forget the meaning of life. Even when you're in a bad mood, people find you friendly. You put on a brave face. You want to experience the world without judgment. You are totally open to experiences.

What Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake Are You?

Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!

catarrh

catarrh\kuh-TAHR\ , noun;
1. Inflammation of a mucous membrane, especially of the respiratory tract, accompanied by excessive secretions.

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This is like when the Beej sneezes on me. He'll blow snot that will land on me and I'll yell "Cat! Arrh!"