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January 11, 2015

Fancy Fiddle Fact


A violin contains 70 or more different pieces of wood.


Beyond the Veil - Lindsey Stirling

Thank You Cowboys!


Even though your season ended on a disappointing note, it was still a success by nearly any reasonable measure.  I'll admit I didn't have much hope for this season, thinking it might very well be worse than last year's 8-8 record and in fact, I thought the team would be lucky to get to that mark and figured that it would be more along the lines of 4-12, especially after that horrible pre-season and the first regular season loss to San Francisco.

Here's hoping the 'Boys can sign the free agents they really need and that the draft will be a good one.  Thanks for such a good season and I'm already looking forward to next year!

How 'bout them Cowboys!

FEAR THE STAR

January 9, 2015

Let There Be Light!

From the Photobucket archives:

How Many Church Members To Change a Light Bulb?

CHARISMATIC: Only one. Hands already in the air.

PENTECOSTALS: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

PRESBYTERIANS: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

ROMAN CATHOLIC: None. Candles only.

BAPTISTS: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

EPISCOPALIANS: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.

NAZARENE: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

LUTHERANS: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

AMISH: What's a light bulb?

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: None. The lights are on, but no one's home.

MORMONS: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it