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December 22, 2015

Five Days of Christmas

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas? Photobucket

A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

via jokes.com

December 20, 2015

Women Study

A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending upon where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.


December 17, 2015

Milky Way

If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt, they would fill an Olympic sized swimming pool.

(Click graphic for larger view - it's beautiful)


The Ballroom Blitz - Sweet