...the city limits signs are both on the same post!
...the City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell
...the McDonalds only has one Golden Arch
...the 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2
...the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions
...the phone book has only one page
...there's nothing doing every minute
...the ZIP code was a fraction
...Second Street is in the next town over
...there's no place to go that you shouldn't
...a "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes
...the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog
...the New Year's baby was born in October
April 27, 2008
My home town is so small...
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The funny part about this is there wasn't a McDonalds or 7-11 in town when we were growing up. There's still no fast food places at all...is there? Ferg's cafe is the closest thing to that, I guess. And the convenience store really is a 7-11 and not a 24 hour store. It still wasn't a bad place to grow up, was it?
Define "bad".
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