Right-Winger

I am NOW since my divorce.

Some Body

Good Grief, whatever for? Organ transplants? As a punching bag? To grind up and feed to the hogs?

Dear Old Friend

Dear old friend,

Aintchoo dead yet?

Regards,

Mike

Financial Feet Fortune

Heck, I spend a lot more money on socks than I do shoes.

Who Nose?

Wonder what "it" is? Something I'm looking for? My destiny? Someone's fist?

Some would say it's my prostate.

Friend's Flattery Fortune

My friends don't flatter me very often. My foes don't flatter me at all.

The latter think I have my nose in the air and the former think I have my head up my butt.

A Complex Fortune

For a simple mind.



I'm a naturally simple character, nothing profound about it.

I Hope Not

I prefer having a low profile. The first things that come to mind when I hear "center of attention" is a drunk at a party, dancing on a table with a lampshade on his head; a young, obnoxious girl laughing loudly, glancing around to make sure all eyes are on her and a dude in a hostage situation with a hundred and forty seven guns pointed at him.

I'll hang on the periphery, thanks all the same.

Leaf the Good Luck Behind

Hope it's a four-leaf clover and not poison ivy like it was last time.

Opposites Attract

I've always suspected I was bi-polar.

I'm fairly certain I'm not "AC/DC" though.

Don't Turnip Your Nose

At these fortune posts.



Maybe if I would eat more dark leafy greens, these fortune posts might be....

Well, a more "regular" feature.

I love dark, leafy greens. I really like them with a dab of vinegar on 'em.

Come to think of it, I like my posts with a dab of vinegar on 'em, too.

That's Not Saying Anything

Here ya go

"Someone"

Yes, I Guess OR No, I Don't Know

This could be a good OR bad thing, depending upon what the question is, of course.

PDA?

No Pix to Nix

There aren't too many photos of me "out there" that I'd be ashamed of letting anyone see.

This is just about the most scandalous one I have ever have had taken of me.