MUTO by Blu

A wall-painted animation by Blu.

There's something green...

In my fridge, but I'm not sure if it's old meat or new cheese.

What Your Fridge Says About You

You don't need a lot of stuff to be happy. There isn't a greedy bone in your body. You tend to be a fairly thrifty person. You splurge occasionally, but you're mostly a saver. You don't tend to be a very adventurous person, but you do surprise everyone now and then. You have a bit of a wild side. You try to be responsible, but you don't always succeed. Your heart is in the right place though. You are likely to be an alcoholic.

What Do the Contents of Your Refrigerator Say About You?

The results say I'm an alcoholic only because there's nothing in my freezer but a couple of bottles of beer.

Bring On The Rain - Jo Dee Messina & Tim McGraw

Two Ways to Look at Everything

Another from the archives:

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My Word!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.

Poll Results

After I first put this in, I thought I'd probably have a zillion votes for "There's a best part?" but I was pleased to find that wasn't the case. (3 votes, and one was mine. Hey, I believe in being honest!)

I'm ending the poll a little early because I'd like to put in a semi-weekly (translated: "every now 'n then) one.

Thanks to all the folks who visit this pathetic excuse for a blog! Love to my friends, to hell with the rest of you!

obtrude

From the Word of the Day feed in the right-hand column:

obtrude \uhb-TROOD; ob-\, transitive verb:
1. To thrust out; to push out.
2. To force or impose (one's self, remarks, opinions, etc.) on others with undue insistence or without solicitation.

I would've guessed it was an ill-mannered gynocologist.