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Some of the artists of the '60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging Baby-Boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits---Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr---I Get By With a Little Help from Depends.
The Bee Gees---How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
Bobby Darin---Splish Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash---I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
The Commodores---Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer---You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations---Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando---Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry if I Want To.
Willie Nelson---On the Commode Again.
